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  ‘I am thankful I did not!’ responded Miss Trent.

  He chuckled. ‘Ay, so you may be! Lord, what a ninnyhammer she is! It’s my belief she’d never had the least suspicion that Lindeth had a tendre for Patience – and, I must say, I felt quite sorry for her!’

  ‘That was kind of you,’ said Miss Trent politely.

  ‘Well, I think it was,’ owned Courtenay. ‘For I don’t like her, and never did! But she’s my cousin, after all, and I’m dashed if I wouldn’t as lief have her for a cousin as an antidote like Jane Mickleby!’ He paused, his fork spearing a vast quantity of ham, halfway to his mouth and said, in portentous accents: ‘But that wasn’t the whole!’

  Miss Trent waited with a sinking heart while he masticated this Gargantuan mouthful. ‘Well?’

  ‘Arthur!’ he pronounced, a trifle thickly. He washed down the ham with a gulp of coffee, and handed her his cup to be replenished. ‘Mighty cool to her!’

  ‘Very likely. She didn’t speak of his sisters as she ought.’

  ‘I know that, but I’ve got a notion there was more to it than that. Seemed to me – Well, you know what cakes he, and Jack, and Greg have been making of themselves over that chit, ma’am?’

  ‘Yes?’

  ‘Seemed to me they weren’t. Don’t know why, but I daresay Jack will tell me, even if Greg don’t. Not that they were uncivil, or – or – Dashed if I know what it was! Just struck me that they weren’t any of ’em so particular in their attentions. Good thing! For,’ said Courtenay, about to dig his teeth into a muffin, ‘they were getting to be dead bores!’

  Miss Trent could not share his satisfaction. Since she knew no more than he did what had happened to cause Tiffany’s local admirers to grow suddenly cold, she could only hope either that he had been mistaken, or that these ill-used gentlemen were trying a change of tactics in their attempts to attach her.

  ‘Was Mr Calver present?’ she asked.

  ‘No, but he wasn’t invited,’ replied Courtenay. ‘Sir Ralph can’t abide him: he told me so. Said he wouldn’t have any man-milliners running tame at Colby Place!’

  It was in a mood of considerable foreboding that Miss Trent presently went upstairs to visit Tiffany. Never before had that turbulent beauty sustained a rebuff, and what the repercussions might be Miss Trent could only, shudderingly, guess.

  She found Tiffany seated, partially clothed, at her dressing-table, while her maid, who was looking aggrieved, brushed out her lustrous black locks. Tiffany made no mention of the previous night’s party, but complained of a sleepless night, of a headache, and of unutterable boredom. ‘I want to go back to London!’ she said. ‘I hate Yorkshire! I declare I had liefer by far be with the Burfords than at Staples, which is dowdy, and slow, and horrid!’

  Miss Trent did not think it worth while to remind her that the Burfords were hardly likely to be in Portland Place in the middle of July, or that they had evinced no desire to have their niece restored to them. Instead, she reminded Tiffany that she had the Ashes’ party to look forward to, and, not so very far ahead, the York Races. Tiffany disclaimed any interest in either event; so, after trying several more gambits with as little success, Miss Trent left her, hoping that one at least of her admirers would present himself at Staples that day, to restore the discontented beauty to good humour.

  At the foot of the staircase she encountered Totton, who informed her that Sir Waldo had called, to enquire if any tidings had yet been received from Mrs Underhill.

  ‘He asked for Miss Tiffany, ma’am, but I told him Miss had the headache,’ disclosed Totton. ‘So he said if you was at home he would like to see you instead. I was just coming to find you, ma’am. Sir Waldo is in the Green Saloon.’

  It was on the tip of her tongue to tell the butler to deny her, but she mastered the impulse. The interview must be faced, since she could not run away from Staples, deserting her post, as she longed to be able to do. She had made up her mind that she must be prepared to meet the Nonesuch, and to conduct herself, when she did so, with calm and dignity.

  She entered the Green Saloon to find him standing by the table in the middle of the room, and glancing through the latest issue of the Liverpool Mercury. He looked up as the door opened, and at once laid the paper down, saying with the smile that made her heart tremble: ‘At last!’

  ‘I beg your pardon! Have you been waiting for long?’ she returned, determined to maintain an attitude of friendly civility, and desperately hoping that he would understand from this that it would be useless to make her any sort of declaration.

  ‘More than a sennight! Yes, I know you feel that the delicacy of your position makes it ineligible for you to receive visitors, but I have been very discreet, I promise you! I told the butler that I came to enquire after the travellers – and even went so far as to ask first if Miss Wield was at home.’

  ‘We have had no news yet.’

  ‘You could scarcely have done so, could you? It was the only excuse I could think of.’ He paused, the laughter arrested in his eyes as they searched her face. ‘What is it?’ he asked, in quite another tone.

  She answered with forced lightness: ‘Why, nothing!’

  ‘No, don’t fob me off ! Tell me!’ he insisted. ‘Something has happened to distress you: has that spoilt child been plaguing you?’

  She had known that it would be a dreadful interview, but not that he would rend her in two by so instantly perceiving the trouble in her face, or by speaking to her in that voice of concern. She managed to summon up a laugh, and to say: ‘Good gracious, no! Indeed, sir, –’

  ‘Then what?’

  How could you ask a man if it was true that he had several love-begotten children? It was wholly impossible: not even the boldest female could do it! Besides, it would be useless: she knew the answer, and her knowledge had not come to her from a doubtful, or a spiteful source: Lindeth had said it, not dreaming of mischief, treating it as only a slightly regrettable commonplace. The thought stiffened her resolution; she said, in a stronger voice: ‘Nothing more serious than a headache. I fancy there’s thunder in the air: it always gives me the headache. Tiffany isn’t feeling quite the thing either. Indeed, I should be with her, not talking to morning-visitors! I hope you may not think it uncivil in me to run away, Sir Waldo, but –’

  ‘I don’t think you uncivil: merely untruthful! Why do you call me a morning-visitor, when you know very well I’ve been awaiting the opportunity to see you privately – and certainly not with the object of uttering social inanities?’ He smiled at her. ‘Are you fearful of offending against the proprieties? You’re not so missish! And even the most strictly guarded girl, you know, is permitted to receive an offer of marriage un-chaperoned!’

  She put out her hand, in a repelling gesture, averting her head, and saying imploringly: ‘No, don’t say it! pray don’t!’

  ‘But, my dear – !’

  ‘Sir Waldo, I am very much obliged to you – much honoured – but I can’t accept your – your very flattering offer!’

  ‘Why not?’ he asked quietly.

  Dismayed, she realized that she ought to have foreseen that he would say something quite unexpected. She had not, and was betrayed into incoherence. ‘I don’t – I could never – I have no intention of – no thought of marriage!’

  He was silent for a moment, a crease between his brows, his eyes, fixed on her profile, a little puzzled. He said at last: ‘Don’t you think that you might perhaps bring yourself to give marriage a thought? It’s quite easy, you know! Only consider for how many more years than you I never gave it a thought. And then I met you, and loved you, and found that I was thinking of very little else! Forgive me! – I don’t mean to sound presumptuous – but I can’t believe that you are as indifferent to me as you’d have me think!’

  She flushed. ‘I am aware that I – that I gave you reason to suppose that it wou
ld not be disagreeable to me to receive this offer. Even that I have encouraged you! I didn’t mean it so. Circumstances have thrown us a good deal together, and – and I found you amusing and conversable, and was led, I am afraid, into – into treating you with a familiarity which you mistook for something warmer than mere liking!’

  ‘You are wrong,’ he replied. ‘So far from encouraging me, or treating me with familiarity, you have been at pains to hold me at arm’s length. But there has been a look in your eyes – I can’t explain, but I couldn’t mistake it, unless I were blind, or a green youth, and I’m neither!’

  ‘I don’t doubt that you have had a great deal of experience, sir, but in this instance I assure you you have been misled.’

  ‘Yes, I have had experience,’ he said, looking gravely at her. ‘Is that what’s in your mind?’

  ‘No – that is, – Sir Waldo, I must be frank with you, and tell you that even if I wished to be married, I could never wish for marriage with a man whose tastes – whose mode of life – is so much opposed to everything which I have been taught to hold in esteem!’

  ‘My dear girl,’ he said, between hurt and amusement, ‘I’m really not quite as frippery a fellow as you seem to think! I own that in my grasstime I committed a great many follies and extravagances, but, believe me, I’ve long since outgrown them! I don’t think they were any worse than what nine out of ten youngsters commit, but unfortunately I achieved, through certain circumstances, a notoriety which most young men escape. I was born with a natural aptitude for the sporting pursuits you regard with so much distrust, and I inherited, at far too early an age, a fortune which not only enabled me to indulge my tastes in the most expensive manner imaginable, but which made me an object of such interest that everything I did was noted, and talked of. That’s heady stuff for greenhorns, you know! There was a time when I gave the gossips plenty to talk about. But do give me credit for having seen the error of my ways!’

  ‘Yes – oh, yes! But – Sir Waldo, I beg you to say no more! My mind is made up, and discussion can only be painful to us both! I have been very much at fault – I can only ask your forgiveness! If I had known that you were not merely flirting with me –’

  ‘But you did know it,’ he interposed. ‘You’re not a fool, and you can’t have supposed that when I told you I wanted to be private with you, because I had a proposition to lay before you, I was flirting with you! You didn’t suppose it. Something has occurred since I met you in the village which has brought about this change in you – and I fancy I know what it must have been!’

  Her eyes lifted quickly to his face, and sank again.

  ‘Tell me!’ he said imperatively. ‘Have you been accused of setting your cap at me? Yes, that’s an outrageous question, isn’t it? But I know very well that a certain weasel-faced lady of our acquaintance has said it, for she did so within my hearing, and I daresay she would not scruple to say it within yours. Has she done so? Could you be so absurd as to reject me for such a reason as that?’

  ‘No! If I returned your regard, it would not weigh with me!’

  ‘I see. There doesn’t seem to be anything more I can say, does there?’

  She could only shake her head, not daring to trust her voice. She saw that he was holding out his hand, and she reluctantly laid her own in it. He lifted it, and kissed her fingers. ‘I wish you did return my regard,’ he said. ‘More than I have ever wished anything in my life! Perhaps you may yet learn to do so: I should warn you that I don’t easily despair!’

  Seventeen

  The Nonesuch had gone, and Miss Trent’s only desire was to reach the refuge of her bedchamber before her overcharged emotions broke their bonds. Sobs, crowding in her chest, threatened to suffocate her; tears, spilling over her eyelids, had to be brushed hastily aside; she crossed the hall blindly, and as she groped for the baluster-rail, setting her foot upon the first stair, Tiffany came tripping down, her good humour restored by the news that Sir Waldo had come to visit her. ‘Oh, were you coming to find me?’ she said blithely. ‘Totton sent a message up, so you need not have put yourself to that trouble, Ancilla dearest! Is he in the Green Saloon? I have had such a capital notion! Now that Mr Calver has taught me to drive so well, I mean to try if I can’t coax Sir Waldo to let me drive his chestnuts! Only think what a triumph it would be! Mr Calver says no female has ever driven any of his horses!’

  It was surprising how swiftly the habit of years could reassert itself. Miss Trent was sick with misery, but her spirit responded automatically to the demands made upon it. She had thought that any attempt to speak must result in a burst of tears, but she heard her own voice say, without a tremor: ‘He has gone. He came only to discover if we had yet had news of our travellers, and would not stay.’

  ‘Would not stay!’ Tiffany’s expression changed ludicrously. ‘When I particularly wished to see him!’

  ‘I expect he would have done so had he known that,’ said Ancilla pacifically.

  ‘You must have known it! It is too bad of you! I believe you sent him away on purpose to spite me!’ said Tiffany, pettishly, but without conviction. ‘Now what is there for me to do?’

  Miss Trent pulled herself together. Wisely rejecting such ideas as first occurred to her, which embraced a little much-needed practice on the pianoforte, a sketching expedition, and an hour devoted to the study of the French tongue, she sought in vain for distractions likely to find favour with a damsel determined to pout at every suggestion made to her. Fortunately, an interruption came just in time to save her temper. A carriage drove up to the door, and presently disgorged Elizabeth Colebatch, who came in to beg that Tiffany would accompany her and her mama to Harrogate, where Lady Colebatch was going to consult her favourite practitioner. Elizabeth, still faithful in her allegiance, eagerly described to Tiffany a programme exactly calculated to appeal to her. Besides a survey of the several expensive shops which had sprung up in the town, it included a walk down the New Promenade, and a visit to Hargroves Library, which was the most fashionable lounge in either High or Low Harrogate, and necessitated an instant change of raiment for Tiffany, and the unearthing from a bandbox, where it reposed in a mountain of tissue-paper, of her very best hat. Since the season was in full swing, and all the inns and boarding-houses bursting with company, it was safe to assume that the progress through the town of two modish young ladies, one of whom was a striking redhead, and the other a dazzling brunette, would attract exactly the kind of notice most deprecated by Tiffany’s Aunt Burford; but as Miss Trent knew that Mrs Underhill would regard Lady Colebatch’s casual chaperonage as a guarantee of propriety she did not feel it incumbent on her to enter a protest. But she did feel it incumbent on her to not to be backward in attention to Lady Colebatch; so, much as she longed for solitude, she went out to beg her to come into the house while Tiffany arrayed herself in her finest feathers. Lady Colebatch declined this, but invited Miss Trent to step into the carriage instead, to indulge in a comfortable coze. Miss Trent bore her part in this with mechanical civility; but little though she relished it, it proved beneficial, in that by the time Elizabeth and Tiffany came out to take their places in the carriage her disordered nerves had grown steadier, and the impulse to sob her heart out had left her.

  Her rejected suitor, though in no danger of succumbing to even the mildest fit of hysterics, would also have been glad to have been granted an interval of solitude; but hardly had he entered the book-room at Broom Hall than he was joined by his younger cousin, who came in, asking, as he shut the door: ‘Are you busy, Waldo? Because, if you’re not, there’s something I want to say to you. But not if it isn’t quite convenient!’ he added hastily, perceiving the crease between Sir Waldo’s brows.

  Mastering the impulse to tell Lord Lindeth that it was extremely inconvenient, Sir Waldo said: ‘No, I’m not busy. Come and sit down, and tell me all about it!’

  The tone was encouraging, and even more so the faint
smile in his eyes. It was reflected, a little shyly, in his lordship’s innocent orbs. He said simply, but with a rising colour: ‘I daresay you know – don’t you?’

  ‘Well, I have an inkling!’ admitted Sir Waldo.

  ‘I thought very likely you had guessed. But I wanted to tell you – and to ask your advice!’

  ‘Ask my advice?’ Sir Waldo’s brows rose. ‘Good God, Julian, if you want my advice on whether or not you should offer for Miss Chartley, I can only say that until my advice or my opinion are matters of complete indifference to you –’

  ‘Oh, not that !’ interrupted Julian impatiently. ‘I should hope I knew my own mind without your advice, or anyone’s! As for your opinion –’ He paused, considering, and then said, with a disarmingly apologetic smile: ‘Well, I do care for that, but – but not very much!’

  ‘Very right and proper!’ approved Sir Waldo.

  ‘Now you’re roasting me! I wish you won’t: this is serious, Waldo!’

  ‘I’m not roasting you. Why do you need my advice?’

  ‘Well….’ Julian clasped his hands between his knees, and frowningly regarded them. ‘The thing is… Waldo, when we first came here I daresay you may have guessed – well, I told you, didn’t I? – that I was pretty well bowled out by Tiffany Wield.’ He glanced up, crookedly smiling. ‘You’ll say I made a cake of myself, and I suppose I did.’

  ‘Not such a cake that you offered for her hand.’

  Julian looked at him, suddenly surprised. ‘Do you know, Waldo, I never thought of marriage?’ he said naïvely. ‘I hadn’t considered it before, but now you’ve mentioned it I don’t think that I ever thought of it until I met Miss Chartley. In fact, I never thought about the future at all. But since I’ve come to know Patience, naturally I’ve done so, because I wish to spend the rest of my life with her. And, what’s more, I’m going to!’ he stated, his jaw hardening.