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  ‘No need at all!’

  ‘Well, there’s no doing anything unless one has some capital! The thing is –’

  ‘Thank you, I know what the thing is!’ said Sir Waldo acidly. ‘For God’s sake, will you stop trying to tip me a rise? I never in my life listened to such an addle-brained scheme! Do you think me such a flat that I would provide the capital for such a crazy venture? Go into partnership with a man who hasn’t a feather to fly with? Oh, no! Laurie! Coming it too strong!’

  ‘If you would but listen – ! Kearney ain’t any plumper in the pocket than I am, but he’s just come into some property! It was that circumstance which put the notion into his head! He’s inherited a place in Ireland, from his uncle – Galway, I think. Sounds to me much like this place: gone to rack, and the house pretty well tumbling down. Seemed to him more of a liability than a honey-fall, for there’s no getting rid of it as it stands.’

  ‘It seems like that to me too.’

  ‘Well, that’s where you’re out! We mean to put it to dashed good use! Kearney’s been to look it over, and he says there’s plenty of ground attached, and acres of stabling, which only needs repairing to furnish us with precisely what we need. Now, Waldo, you must know that Ireland’s the place for picking up first-rate horses for no more than eighty pounds apiece! No cart-horse blood there! No black drop! A year’s schooling, and you sell ’em over here for a couple of hundred at the least!’

  ‘If you think that I’m going to set you up as a horse-chanter –’

  ‘No such thing!’ exclaimed Laurence indignantly. ‘They won’t be unsound horses!’

  ‘They will be if you have anything to do with choosing them.’

  Laurence struggled with himself, and again managed to sup-press his anger. ‘As a matter of fact, Kearney will attend to that side of the business: he knows the country, and which are the best fairs – and I shouldn’t wonder at it if he’s as good a judge of a horse as you are! My part will be to sell ’em over here.’

  ‘Laurie, are you seriously proposing to set up as a dealer?’

  ‘No, of course not! I mean, I’m not going to have a sale-ring, or anything of that kind! I’ve got a much better notion: I’m going to sell ’em on the hunting-field!’

  ‘What? ’ said Sir Waldo faintly.

  ‘Lord, you know what I mean! You ride a good-looking hunter of the right stamp with one of the Hunts – the Quorn, for instance – and what happens?’

  ‘You end up in the Whissendine.’

  ‘Oh, go to the devil! That’s not what I mean! Someone takes a fancy to your horse – asks you if you’d care to sell him, and before you know where you are –’

  ‘Not if he’s seen you riding the horse!’ interpolated Sir Waldo brutally.

  Laurence flushed vividly. ‘Thank you! Upon my word, coz, of all the damnably unjust things to say – ! I collect I’m a slowtop – a skirter – a –’

  ‘No, no, I didn’t mean that!’ said Sir Waldo, relenting slightly. ‘You’ve plenty of pluck, but you sloven your fences, and you don’t get the best out of your horses. Also – well, no matter! I’m sorry, but I’ll have no hand in this project.’

  ‘Waldo, I’m not asking you to give it to me!’ Laurence urged, rather desperately. ‘Only to lend it – and no more than five thousand! I swear I’d pay it back!’

  ‘I doubt it! Oh, I don’t doubt you think you would! But I think that so far from your paying me back I should be obliged to tow you out of the River Tick to the tune of a few more thousands. I won’t do it.’

  There was a long silence. Laurence got up jerkily, and went over to stare out of the window. Presently he said: ‘I know you said – when you paid that debt for me last month – that it was the last time, but I never thought you’d refuse to help me when – when I’m trying to do what you’ve been urging me to for ever!’

  Sir Waldo could not help smiling at this. ‘My dear Laurie, I really don’t think I can be said to have urged you to take to horse-coping!’

  ‘You want me to pursue some occupation. And now, when I’m determined not to be idle any longer, or to hang on your sleeve – you make it impossible!’

  ‘Find a respectable occupation, and try me again! You think me a shocking nip-squeeze, but what you are asking me to do is to help you to break your back.’

  Laurence turned, forcing a smile to his drooping mouth. ‘No, I don’t. You’ve been devilish generous to me: I know that! Only – Oh, well! I suppose there’s no more to be said. I’d best go back to London tomorrow. I know you don’t want me here.’

  ‘Gammon! Do you wish to stay?’

  ‘Well, I did rather think – I mean, everyone is going out of town now, and you know what Brighton costs in July! You told me I must stop wasting the ready –’

  ‘So it clearly behoves me to house you! Stop playing off your tricks, you incorrigible dryboots! I haven’t the smallest objection to your remaining here – but I don’t think you’ll like it above half ! The builders are at work, you know.’

  ‘Oh, I don’t care a straw for that!’ Laurence assured him. ‘You seem to be pulling the place to bits – all for your ram-shackle brats, I collect!’

  ‘That’s it,’ replied Sir Waldo cheerfully. ‘I must go and tell Wedmore we won’t wait dinner for Julian: he’s in Leeds, and is likely to be detained. That, by the way, is one of the disadvantages of the house: the only unbroken bell-wire is the one leading from our late lamented cousin’s bedroom! There are some other drawbacks, too: your man will tell you all about them! I only hope he won’t cut his stick. I live in constant dread of waking one morning to find that Munslow has abandoned me.’

  Laurence looked rather appalled, but said: ‘Oh, Blyth wouldn’t serve me such a trick! As for your Munslow – I wish I may see him abandoning you! When do you dine? Should I change my rig?’

  ‘Not on my account. We dine at the unfashionable hour of six.’

  ‘Oh, yes! country hours!’ said Laurence, refusing to be daunted. ‘I’m glad of it, for, to own the truth, I’m feeling a trifle fagged. Been thinking lately that it was time I went on a repairing lease!’

  He maintained this affability until nine o’clock, when, after trying in vain to smother a succession of yawns, he took himself off to bed. Sir Waldo was not in the least deceived. As little as he believed that Laurence had been visiting friends in York did he believe that Laurence either wanted to remain at Broom Hall or was resigned to the frustration of his preposterous scheme. He remembered, with a rueful smile, several previous occasions when, having refused some demand of Laurie’s, he had allowed himself to be won over by just such tactics as Laurie was employing now. Laurie remembered them too; probably he had come prepared to meet with an initial rebuff; certainly he had not accepted it as final: that was betrayed by his meekness. When Laurie knew that he could not bring his cousin round his thumb he very rapidly fell into a rage, jealousy and self-pity overcoming his reason, and leading him to rant and complain until he really did believe in his illusionary grievances.

  I ought to have sent him packing, Sir Waldo thought, knowing that in yielding to a compassionate impulse he was raising false hopes in Laurie’s breast. But he could no more have done it than he could have left him to languish in a debtor’s prison. He had little affection for Laurie, and he was well aware that Laurie had as little for him; but when he had told George Wingham that he had ruined Laurie he had spoken in all sincerity. Laurie’s idleness, his follies, his reckless extravagance he set at his own door. By his easy, unthinking generosity he had sapped whatever independence Laurie might have had, imposing no check upon his volatility, but rather encouraging him in the conviction that he would never be run quite off his legs because his wealthy cousin would infallibly rescue him from utter disaster. ‘After all, it means nothing to you!’ Laurie had once said to him, when he had been in his first year at Oxford. S
ir Waldo, remembering, grimaced at his younger self. Laurie had said bitterly that it was easy for anyone rolling in gold to preach economy; and that younger Waldo, rich beyond most men’s dreams, imbued with philanthropic principles imperfectly understood, morbidly anxious never to become clutchfisted, and only too ready to believe, with Laurie, that the difference between their respective circumstances was one of the grosser injustices of fate, had opened wide his purse for that predatory youth to dip into: not once, but so many times that Laurie had come to regard him as one on whom he had a right to depend. Only when he had taken to deep gaming had Sir Waldo put his foot down. He meant to keep it down, strengthened in his resolve by the storm of resentment he had roused in Laurence; but even at the height of exasperation his conscience told him that he was himself much to blame for this. He had often felt sorry for Laurie, but his pity had been mixed with contempt; and because he had never liked him he had given him money, which was an easy thing to do, instead of the very different services he had rendered Julian.

  The cases were not, of course, parallel. Laurence was some years older than Julian, and he had not been left fatherless while still in leading-strings. But his father had been a coldhearted man, bored by his children, and grudging every penny he was obliged to spend on them, so that Laurie had naturally enough turned to his cousin for help in any predicament.

  It might have been wiser not to have told him that he might remain at Broom Hall, but Sir Waldo had found it impossible to treat him so unkindly. Moreover, Julian was staying at Broom Hall, and that circumstance alone made it imperative that he should also welcome Laurie. Laurie was jealous of his affection for Julian, not because of any fondness for him, but because he was obstinate in the belief that he lavished money on the boy. ‘If it had been Lindeth who had applied to you, you wouldn’t have refused!’ Laurie had flung at him once.

  ‘Lindeth doesn’t apply to me,’ he had answered.

  ‘No! he ain’t obliged to! Anything he wants he can get from you for the mere lifting of an eyebrow! We all know that!’

  ‘Then you are all wonderfully mistaken,’ he had said.

  But Laurie had not been mistaken in thinking that Julian was his favourite cousin; and just because it was true he would not turn Laurie away from his doors while Julian was at liberty to stay with him for as long as he chose.

  He was thinking of Laurie’s jealousy, and wondering how many days would pass before he and Julian came to cuffs, when he heard the sound of carriage-wheels, and Julian’s voice calling good-night to someone. A few minutes later he came into the room, saying: ‘Waldo? Oh, there you are! Had you given me up for lost? I beg your pardon, but I knew you wouldn’t be in a worry!’

  ‘Not in a worry! When I have been pacing the floor for hours, in the greatest agitation – !’

  Julian chuckled. ‘You look pretty comfortable to me!’

  ‘Merely exhausted. Have you dined?’

  ‘Yes, at the Rectory. They were just sitting down to dinner when we arrived, and Mrs Chartley would have me stay. Miss Trent declined it, but the Rector said I need not think I should be obliged to walk home, if I stayed, because his man should drive me here. So I did. I hadn’t meant to remain for so long, but we got to talking about everything under the sun – you know how it is! – and I never noticed the time. You didn’t wait for me, did you?’

  ‘No, not for a second. Did you restore your young Hemp to his parents?’

  ‘Yes, but as for calling the poor little devil a young Hemp – Good God, he’s only six years old, and all he stole was one apple! Miss Trent told you what happened, didn’t she? It was the most frightful moment!’

  ‘It must have been. I collect that Miss Chartley showed the greatest presence of mind.’

  ‘Yes, and such courage! She made nothing of it: her only concern was for the boy. I could only wonder at her, for she is so quiet and shy that one would never have supposed that she could behave with such intrepidity, or remain so composed! If the danger she had been in had not been enough to overset her you’d have thought that the people who crowded round would have done it! She paid no heed to them – didn’t even shrink from the fellow who ranted at her that he was going to hand the boy over to the Law. Lord, Waldo, I never wanted you more in my life!’

  ‘Why? Couldn’t you deal with the bloodthirsty citizen without my assistance?’

  ‘That! Of course I could! But I didn’t know what the devil ought to be done with the brat. However, Miss Chartley knew – yes, and just what to say to the mother and father, too! The only thing that did overset her – for a few minutes –’ He broke off abruptly.

  ‘I can guess,’ said Sir Waldo helpfully.

  Julian shot him a quick, defensive look; but after a slight pause he said, with a forced smile and a mounting colour: ‘I suppose so – since you drove her back to Staples! I’m very much obliged to you, by the way. Did she – did she rip up to you about it?’

  ‘Oh, yes, but no more than I expected! Accredited beauties, you know, can rarely bear to be eclipsed. It was clearly incumbent upon me to remove her from the scene, but I own I shall always regret that I was denied the privilege of meeting the low, vulgar, and disgustingly ill-mannered young gentleman in the tilbury!’

  That drew an involuntary laugh from Julian. ‘Baldock! First he said he didn’t see why she should faint, and then he called her a shrew! I don’t know why I should laugh, for the lord knows I didn’t feel like laughing at the time! But what a clunch!’ He was silent again for a minute, and then said, with a little difficulty: ‘You think I’m a clunch too, don’t you? But I’ve known, ever since that ill-fated expedition to Knaresborough… I thought, at first, that it was just – just because she was so young, and had been so much indulged, but – but, there’s no heart behind that lovely face, Waldo! Nothing but – oh, well! What a fellow I am to be saying such things! Even to you! But I daresay you may have suspected that she – she did bowl me out, when I first saw her!’

  ‘I should have been astonished if she hadn’t,’ replied Sir Waldo, in an indifferent tone. ‘I don’t recall when I’ve seen a more beautiful girl. It’s a pity she has neither the wits nor the disposition to match her beauty, but I’ve no doubt she’ll do very well without them. If her fortune is sufficiently substantial she may even catch her Marquis!’

  ‘Catch her Marquis?’ exclaimed Julian blankly. ‘Which Marquis?’

  ‘Whichever offers for her. Yes, I know it may seem absurd, but she seems to have set her heart on becoming – at the least! – a Marchioness. It won’t surprise me at all if she achieves her ambition. What, by the way, did the Chartleys think of this stirring adventure?’

  ‘She was very much shocked, of course,’ Julian replied, ‘but the Rector said that Patience – Miss Chartley, I mean! – had done just as she ought! Naturally Mrs Chartley couldn’t but wish it hadn’t happened: she didn’t blame anyone! In fact, neither she nor the Rector made much more of it than Miss Chartley did herself ! You may depend upon it that I took care to assure them that she had not entered that dreadful hovel which was the boy’s home ! – Miss Chartley told me there were many worse to be seen, but I swear to you, Waldo, my pigs are better housed! – but Mrs Chartley only said that a clergyman’s daughter was used to go amongst the poor. I had thought she would be very much vexed, but not a bit of it! We spent such a comfortable evening! Yes, and only imagine my surprise when I discovered that she was a Yateley! Somehow or other we had got to talking about Timperley, and Mrs Chartley told me that she had been born not so very far from it! Well, in the next county, at all events: Warwick! When she mentioned her previous name, you may guess how I stared!’

  ‘Forgive me!’ apologized Sir Waldo. ‘I’m either very dull, or very forgetful, but I haven’t the least guess! Who are the Yateleys?’

  ‘Oh, a Warwickshire family! I don’t know much about ’em, but you must have heard Mama talk of her gr
eat friend, Maria Yateley! She’s Lady Stone – a regular fusty mug! – but Mama has known her for ever, and she always speaks of her as Maria Yateley. Well, would you believe it? Mrs Chartley is her first cousin!’

  There did not seem to Sir Waldo to be much cause for satisfaction in this discovery, but he responded suitably; and Julian chatted away happily, his sad disillusionment forgotten in telling his cousin all about the very pleasant evening he had spent, and in trying to persuade him that Miss Chartley’s protégé, at present domiciled with both his parents and one of his grandmothers, was an eligible candidate for entrance to the Broom Hall Orphanage. Failing in this, he said that he must discuss the matter with the Rector: perhaps the boy could be admitted to the Charity School. ‘For I feel one ought to do something,’ he said, frowning over the problem. ‘After Miss Chartley saved him from being trampled on it seems a pity that he should be put to work in one of the manufactories, poor little rat! I daresay if you were to speak to the Governors, or the Warden, or whatever they call themselves –’

  ‘No, you talk it over with the Rector!’ said Sir Waldo.

  ‘Well, I will.’ He yawned. ‘Lord, I am sleepy! I think I’ll go to bed, if you’ve no objection.’

  ‘None at all. Oh, by the bye! Laurie is here. He went to bed early too.’

  Julian had walked over to the door, but he wheeled round at that, exclaiming: ‘Laurie? What the devil brings him here?’

  ‘He told me he had been visiting friends in York, and drove over to see how we go on here.’

  ‘Gammon!’ said Julian scornfully. ‘What a damned thing! What does he want?’

  Sir Waldo raised his brows. ‘You had better ask him,’ he replied, a faint chill in his voice.

  Julian reddened. ‘I didn’t mean – I know it’s your house, and no concern of mine whom you invite to stay in it, but – oh, lord, Waldo, what a dead bore! You didn’t invite him, either, did you?’

  ‘No, I didn’t,’ admitted Sir Waldo, with a smile that was a trifle twisted. ‘I’m sorry, Julian, but I couldn’t turn him away, you know!’